loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done
being a fucking casual is a skill that takes years of honing
you need to have the kind of soul usually reserved for monks to be able to hop on a game you have hundreds of hours on that you've been playing for years, suck ass at it, and not want to jump into the sun or get mad in chat at some 13 year old who downloaded the game last night and is already better than you . there are many others who live like me. join us
Fusing "gay catgirls in love" with "catgirls who act like real cats" to produce a couple who occasionally just randomly decide to have a full on powerbomb-my-girlfriend-through-the-coffee-table wrestling match with absolutely no preamble or warning, scaring the hell out of everyone in the general vicinity.
Catgirl: *stealthily creeps up behind her girlfriend, winds up like a Looney Tunes character, and smacks her on the back of the head*
Girlfriend: *turns like a whip and bites the person standing next to her*
*gets underestimated and just starts breaking shit*
This has been fucking with me all week because my coworker has a friend from California who said that if you have a basement it means you're rich??? So
In Texas the only people with basements were bougie as hell because in the city I was in, you had four inches of solid clay, then you were into the limestone. AND the frequent microquakes would slowly start to undo the structural integrity of your house if you blasted one out of the bedrock anyway.
Now in Minnesota everyone has basements and frankly I love that for us. I'm standing in my nice cool basement right now.
In Florida, the only homes with basements are carefully preserved historic homes. They were built by people who didn't yet know the water table was too high for basements, or with too much money to care. They're fragile and need continuous pumping, occasional expensive repair, and you can't even just fill them with concrete or something because it would eventually eat your foundation; you have to keep them dry once they're there, or tear down the house.
Bougie? Oh yes.
I consider myself a microinfluencer in the way I can get ten to fifteen people to consume a piece of media if I’m annoying enough about it
ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live
reblog if you’d open a cursed tomb before even considering opening tumblr live
hyper specific poll but its about me
have met a mutual irl (mutuals before you met in person)
have a older sibling you didnt know about until you were in grade school
have worked as a delivery driver
have moved more than 10 times
have never ridden a horse
have played more than 3000 hours in a game
went to college but didn't graduate
have a gluten intolerance / celiac
more than one of these apply to me (answer in tags)
none of these apply to me
See Resultsjoking about ritsu liking emo music is funny and all but it will never be as funny to me as the canon truth, which is that he doesn't listen to music. him liking mcr or whatever is too ordinary, him not listening to music at all is so out of left field and hilarious to me. ritsu is the funniest character because he tries so hard to seem normal and then he says shit that makes you go "wait. what the fuck" as soon as you think about it for more than three seconds
